BIG UNAUTHORIZED THING TAKING OVER AMERICAN SOUTHWEST! THE DUST BOWL TWO! STAY INSIDE! SECURE ALL WINDOWS AND DOORWAYS! COVER ALL AIR CONDITIONING UNITS! DUST BOWL 2! THE SECOND ONE!
AREAS AFFECTED ARE MOSTLY A LOT. WE’RE ALL GOING RIGHT TO HELL. STAY INSIDE! EXPECT BLACKOUTS! MAYBE PLAY A CARD GAME? YIPPEE!
Written by Yowza Reiler
Published by The New York Dimes. “We have all the sense.”
