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**NOTE: the author spent so long trying to make the CD player menu functional (which, hey, you should go click on the lumpy blue thing on the other side of the garage) and he is too damned tired to be bothered to write another one of these fake articles on the same topic. if you truly havent gotten sick of reading about the fictional nuclear bombing of LA then please go read that presidential satire article in your best impression of donald trump, record it, upload it to youtube, and email me a link @ uwu.yeet.idkman@gmail.com
maybe then we can kiss, hold hands, and/or skip off into the sunset