GUYS

have you seen the nees?/??

*news

lol what news u live on the other side of the country

did another politician die

At work rn :P

WTHHHH GADGET MY CUTIE <3333333 YOWZA

GUYS WE SHOULD BE PANICKING

SOUTHEASTERN PLAINS DUE FOR ONE BIG HABOOBIE

OUTBREAK OF CHRONIC WASTING DISEASE PRODUCES MILLIONS OF BAMBIS

NUCLEAR DISASTER THREATENS LOS ANGELES AS DIPLOMACY FAILS

holy $*(^

johnny is south of LA has anyone heard from him?????

he went offline for a snack :(

Oh my god I'm clocking out

what are you okay??

wont you get fired for leaving early again

Zeke

I just found out about ZOMBIE DEER I'm not finishing this shift

oh gosh

what ??

YELLOWSTONE MEGA CALDERA SET TO MEGA BLOW

it just keeps getting worse

i think this is it :(

the world is over

man

...

im gonna miss u losers :(

can we throw a party?